Man of the house

My household is a general nucelar family (thanks frazer for that refrence) 

Dad

Mum

Sis

L-dog

but now a certain family member has been taken out of that equation

My father is busy working for the gov. and needs to travel to Darwin for the week

Making me the man of the house. 

cynical blogger: Dude, its not like your home alone? 

Thats true C.B but the sad truth is on the scale of my house, I am fair lowly. 

I feel this could be the perfect opertunity to rise up the family scale. First goal is to take down the sister which shouldnt be too hard, only a tiny bit older than me. Next is my mum she is certainly older than me, has a job but I feel I could probaly over power her if circumstances get out of hand. My dad comes back but to a different home as me as the new ruler. 

So my question is a have a goal but no means to get it? How do I get to top of my family ladder? 

OR if your realistic 

How do i get more R E S P E C T from my family

1. Hard Work, get a job, clean, show them your the most responable person there.

2.  Wits. Move stuff around the house, slowly make them unstable till your the only who can look after the house

3.  Ghandi style, refuse to work, unviolent protest.

What to do?